I just felt like doing this, it’s not going to be perfect or complete at all:
- Arendt: Evil can be banal.
- de Beauvoir: Something about ambiguity?
- Camus: Life isn’t fair but fuck it, make it your bitch instead while you can.
- Descartes: The only certain thought I can have is that I’m thinking, and also some stuff about God.
- Epicurus: Pleasure is dope but also complicated?
- Foucault: Prisons are fucked, fucking is fucked, and also… uh… acid?
- Gadamer: Jesus who knows, that guy is over my head.
- Hobbes: Anarchy is shit, therefore totalitarianism.
- I… don’t know any philosophers that start with I.
- Jaspers: Technology is a fickle mistress?
- Kant: I Kant get no satisfaction. Just kidding, uh… the categorical imperative and synthetic a priori blah blah stuff.
- Liebniz: This is the best of all possible worlds, and also… other stuff probably.
- Marx: Capitalism is fucked.
- Nietszche: God is dead and we have killed him, so we need to find a new way to talk about moral issues or we’ll just be totally hosed.
- Oppenheimer: is a name that maybe corresponds to a philosopher I have no idea
- Pascal? Plutarch? I got nothin on either.
- Quine: fucking, like… qua? Do I only think he coined that because they both start with Q?
- Rousseau: Uhhh beauty and stuff and also society, honestly I don’t remember.
- Sartres: Existentialist broo-haha. What more is there to know, and also it’s a great word.
- Thoreau: one should experience nature, and oneself… thoroughly. I’ll go.
- U…?
- Voltaire: Y’all academics are all nuts, don’t @ me.
- Wittgenstein: What are words, mannnnn?
- X…
- Y…
- Zeno: All movement is basically a math miracle.
That was fun…? I’ll try again with new people sometime for funsies.
I know K is taken by Kant but….I can’t help but feel a little bad for Kierkegaard.
No regard for the Kierkegaard?
No adorin’ for ol’ Soren?
Did the existentialist Dane howl in vain?
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Hahaha I actually prefer him, too! 😄
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Alan Watts: *Booming received pronunciation voice* Now then… you’re it.
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